Slight and Mighty

Bermies Bathing Suits

Are you tired of swimming in a sea of oversized trunks? Do all your bathing suits fit like board shorts form the 90s? Well Bermies bathing suits are here to make you look like a short prince, on both land and sea.

Bermies understands that good things come in small packages. They have two unique lines of swim shorts that are perfect for us kings of compactness. For those of us that are not looking to brazenly show off our mid thighs, I recommend The Classic Short which features a 5.5 inch in-seem. Not too long, not too short – just right for the modest man. And for those of us that want to highlight all the hours we spend in the gym, squatting like little monkey men, I recommend the The Short. The Short comes in HOT, featuring a seductive 3.5 inch in-seem. Just make sure nothing falls out of thee bad boys….

I fell in love with Bermies back in 2016. Their patterns are eye-catching, yet refined. From vibrant pineapples to plain black, there’s a pattern to match your personality and make you stand out in the best possible way. So, my fellow short kings, it’s time to banish the baggy and embrace the sleek and stylish. With their incredible fit, attention-grabbing designs, quick-dry technology, and top-notch quality, you’ll feel like the king of the beach, turning heads and making waves wherever you go.

Remember, it’s not about how tall you stand; it’s about how confidently you rock your Bermies. So, go ahead and dive into summer with style, because when it comes to swimwear, the shorter, the better!